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Hi Fucking Hate You Orlando Bloom!

The newly unveiled Lamborghini Sesto Elemento.  After the stopped showing the teaser shots, Lambo finally got the OK to show the actual car.  Got Carbon?  Yes! Apparently the full body is made with carbon so I just can’t wait how this car will perform.  Top Gear test track perhaps?  Mmmm can’t wait.  Check out some rendering and the actual car showed at Paris auto show.

And now the real thing!

Nananananana-nananananananana-BATMAAAAAN!!! I can hear it now…

Spy shot of the new 2012 GTR undressed, unmarked and running on lady nurburg’s roads. Not much has been changed really but the bumper.. and it’s blinking Christmas lights. It seriously is a FAIL in my book but since it’s Godgirra, it’s still gonna be pretty epic.

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Still one of the best and still one of my favorites, the McLaren F1 GTR is a legend.  Listen to the roar of the engine, the sound it makes when you shift.  It doesn’t matter what kind of person you are.  An activist, a dog lover, a preschool teacher, you will drool and will be in awe of this incredible piece of machinery.  Check out the video and find out for yourself what I am talking about.  I can do without the graphic tho but that just makes the car even more legendary.  Brand me in love… You had me at Vrooooom.

Life is very confusing most of the time.  Especially if you were one of the SR-71 Black Bird spy plane pilot.  I mean look at this!  It’s like Christmas to someone that has ADD.  I wouldn’t know which one does what or even remember it.  Yeah, I’ll probably die right after take off if I ever flew one of these things.  I guess that’s why we do what we’re supposed to do.  Some cut grass, some program software, and some fly spy planes.  It’ll be funny if I pilot one of these tho.  I’ll probably end up pressing each button and see what they do.  I’ll be mid air flying at super sonic speed and press a button then oops, my wing just came off.  Yeah not a good idea.  I’ll stick to being a low life thank you very much.

Nonetheless, excellent photograph.  I really do like it.

Which Scarlet Johanson would you prefer?

The sexy, I want to have you right here right now look?  Or…

… the “Girl next door but you can unwrap me later” type of look?

Either way, it’s a no loose situation.  I’ll take her in any way shape or form.  Ok.. Carry on.

It just sounds weird with no accents.  Top Gear USA looks decent but still can’t beat the original.  If they’re gonna be able to break laws, disregard censorship, and just be all out insane like it’s European counterpart, it’ll be a cool show.  But then with all the US censorship, I don’t know how it’ll fair up.  This looks promising tho but as I said earlier, it sounds weird with no accent.  It’s so bland.

Ok so to be honest there’s a lot of car companies out there that’s been failing on their designs lately. One of which is Mazda. Seriously, what’s up with the happy face bumpers. I don’t get it and it looks unbelievably horrendous. The one thing they made right, the Furai concept, was never turned into an ultimate super car. I’d really love to see that car. Although I still love the under powered RX-8, I can’t help but ask for something better. There are the rumors of the RX-7 Resurrection but when will that happen? And with all these emission rules and regulations, how can they create new and powerful rotary engine?

Ok with that rant over here I present to you the future(?), I hope, of Mazda. The Mazda Shinari Concept Car. I really like it. The front fascia is frowning upon the current happy faced Mazda bumpers. It’s length and body is reminiscent of the Aston Martin Rapide. It’s a total classy looking car. All you need to do Mazda is give it a go signal and out it goes in production. Here’s hoping for a rotary engine…

And you know what that means.. It happens once every century and this is the first year it’s gonna be celebrated.  Happy 90210 day!  So if you’re alive during the 90′s you know wtf i’m talking about.  And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I present you this.. I just wish they didn’t look at each others’ eyes so much.

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