There are thing in life that you aspire to see. Some things is better left to be seen in person and most, well, most should just be left without being seen. Some can be told on stories and some you can’t explain with just words. It’s one of those things that you just need to be in the right moment to experience. The past weekend was spent with a few friends in the magnificent town of Las Vegas, Nevada. Came up there to visit a few conventions which were CES and the prestigious AEE.

CES is the Mecca of the technology world but this post isn’t for CES. It’s for AEE… What is AEE you ask, well as mentioned earlier let’s not use words to describe it. Let’s use some visual aids.

AEE what? This is barely my hotel room picture.

AEE is Adult Entertainment Expo and was held at the Sands Convention Center last weekend. Started last Thursday and ended Sunday of the past week. Unfortunately I got there Friday night and wasn’t able to attend the full week of the show. Trust me tho when you I say this, one day is more than enough for me. I was all “porned” out after the first day =).

As I grab my media badge, pretty funny thing happened when they saw what company I was with raised a question why I was covering pornography. I smiled and said “research.” I entered a pretty small convention hall. Trust me it was about 1/8th the size of a SEMA hall. First thing that came to mind is WTF!! That’s it? Although there are some girls running around in skimpy outfits and there are tables and glass cases of dildos that’ll put a SEMA clubbing event to shame it just wasn’t for me. I called my buddy Edwin from Autoimportcraze[dot]com and see where he’s at and he said he was it hall 4000. I look up and all I see is hall 500-1200 which made me think that he’s in an alternate porn universe where I am not invited. Unfair to tell you the truth until I saw with my peripherals a stair way heading up to the second floor. It was a stairway leading to the 2nd and main hall of the convention. It was a sigh of relief that made us call our ride to cancel our request for pick up that was just made a few minutes right after we walked in the convention.

If Mrs Santa’s ass is like this she’d be the icon not her other half

As we walked up the stair way… Stairway to heaven you can say (sorry can’t help but say it)… we were greeted with a bunch of security and ladies handing out some porn swag which was later on I was told were anal beads which I’m giving away if you guys want them hehe. Don’t worry I never used it… Not my thing… Shino, you know you want it hehe. As I walked through the hall I was greeted with monstrous booths filled with perverts and registered sex offender looking men. I was surprised how many girls are actually walking around there that are not performers. Either they were with their boy friends or was just there to enjoy themselves. That was actually pretty hot.

Since I came here on a Saturday, unfortunately, the more popular girls and events were held a few days before I got there so I was pretty bummed about that but no matter, I was in the middle of porn mecca with generous people handing out porn swag, lovely ladies wearing skimpy outfits, pole dancers doing acrobatic stunts putting Zoomanity to shame and random beds with girls making out. We’re in Las Vegas and being treated the fine definition on why it is called the Sin City. Some girls I know some I have no idea who the hell they were. Rachael Roxx, Aurora Snow, Kaylani Lei and Daisy are some that I know. To tell you the truth tho. To my disappointment and what I learned is that some of these girls, actually, most of these girls you shouldn’t see in person. Cute on TV, bad in real life. Tip of the day, never watch HD porn. To tell you the truth, the blurrier the quality the better. It’s like seeing your online girlfriend for the first time in real life. They look great in your computer screen but looks terrible in real life. I wanted to wipe petroleum jelly on my contact lenses so that you get that blurry look making everything a lot nicer and softer looking. Still I had fun. There were enough decent looking girls there that kept me entertained… well that and just stare at their body and not their faces.

All in all it was still an awesome experience. Some things tho are better left on the boob tube and sorry to say with this coverage, some things you just got to be there to see and experience. Wild and crazy event that’s all I can say. Still bummed that Maria Ozawa wasn’t there and I didn’t get to catch Sasha Grey (Look them up if you can) So dare I to ask this question? Will I go back next year? You bet your beaded ass I will.

Ok now so let’s play a game… Name that porn star… Click Here to access the Gallery section and also check out AutoImportCrazy[dot]com for more coverage on this event.. Enjoy Peeps.